I have no idea what possessed me to do this. I only know that there will be more...
WHAT AMARA DOES IN HER SPARE TIME.
Edea: Why, Mulder, don't we make a lovely couple?
Mulder: Indeed we do, Edea darling.
Scully: Mulder! What are you doing with...HER?!
Mulder: Scully, I can explain, I swear!
Scully: Oh, I understand just *fine*. You've been hoing around with that skank sorceress!
Scully: Fine. If you want to be a whoreboy, Mulder... I'll have you know that I'm *much* happier with my secret lover, Sailorneptune!
Edea and Mulder: ...!!!
Scully: MUCH happier, if you know what I mean...
Sailorneptune: *giggle*
Our hero is absolutely shocked. Utter shock is painted vividly all over his emotionally sensitive face. Note the pain glittering in his soulful eyes.
All: *are dramatically and vividly shocked* *gasp*
Cryptie: Next time, on the Crytpie Show..."My Husband is In Love With My Homosexual Prostitute Lover's Houseplant, and I'm Carrying Newt Gingrich's Love Child!" We'll also talk with Ginger, a loveable four-eyed dominatrix whose life was forever changed when she was involved in the Chernobyl accident years ago. Her touching story and more, same time tomorrow! *cue up theme music*