I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap) I wish I was a little-- ::notices people staring::...erm. Hello there. O_O
Assorted yet deep rants. I'm proud of them. I actually like them a lot.
The FF7 rant. It's my first major one subject rant. Be proud of me...I need the moral support.
"Give me religion and a lobotomy." Or, Music and Religion.
Profanity abound.Or, the rant that was on the main page for a few weeks and scared the ants out of everyone.
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby. Or, smut on the internet and why it's okie dokie.
Old School Is Dead. Live With It. Or, Amara gets tired of people bashing Square.
OK, now that we're done with all that scheiss, we can move on to other things. this is the assorted goodies section...grab bag...what ever you want to call it. there's stuff here. like what, I don't know. how about tea? do you like tea? I like tea. especially ocha. it is sooooo groovy...especially with honey. lots and lots ofHONEY!!!!
b-daaaaaa...and why DO we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?! no one has been able to answer this...(well, Mr. Billy Lee Black ((meeee-oww!!)) came close...but it wasn't quite satisfactory...) and other things that bother me, like
-if people say, "everyone is unique" then we aren't really unique, are we?? because everyone else is unique...and that makes us all the same in our uniqueness...
-why import CDs or albums cost so much. an import of a tori amos CD was like, 25 bucks!!! IT'S STILL A CD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! just because it was made in zimbabwe or manchuria or where ever doesn't make it special...(hey wait, does manchuria even exist anymore? dammo.)
-do you scratch an itch or do you itch an itch?! ARGH.
-why is it up to the church to excommunicate people?! I mean, wouldn't that be "god"'s job? church officials are only mortal, after all...heh...anne of the thousand days..."I am the king of england and I will have it my way!!" excommunication...
-why is it that as people get older they start to smell weirder? no seriously...why is that?
-where DID sephiroth's glove go during the death of aeris scene? did he want to show everyone his beautiful skin or something?
-titanic. ick. that's all I have to say for that one...why did he sink? did he have cement on his feet or something? dead bodies don't SINK, mr. cameron. you ass. they bob, complacently in the water. was jack involved with the mafia...did he piss the wrong people off?
-why can't I use the word "queer" as a description, like it was originally meant to be? (like, "what a queer position!" as in..."what an odd position!") BUT no...everyone has to be like, "nay! tsk, amara...do not use such language!!" grrrrrr.
-umm...something else that I forgot.
OK, show of hands, who is scared by the main dimension of silence and death alone?? guess what kiddies, it only gets worse from here on in. (I'm beginning to think this site needs a rating...like, "No small mammals or pregnant hippies allowed." Or not. -_-;;;)
